I am a shoplifter. - Womens scoop neck
When I was in my early twenties, I made a black t-shirt that just had the words "I am a shoplifter" on it, and wore it often
When I wore it in shops, I was followed around by the store owners. When I wore it to a restaurant, a man at another table asked me if I could get him a cheap DVD player
If you enjoy suspicious looks and unusual interactions with strangers, this is the t-shirt for you
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 43 | 45.5 | 48 | 50.5 | 53 | 55.5 | 58 |
| Body Length (cm) | 69.5 | 71 | 73.5 | 75.5 | 77.5 | 79.5 | 81.5 |
Women's Mali Tee - AS Colour
Regular fit
Scoop neck, capped sleeves, curved tails
Light weight, 150 GSM, 34-singles
100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)*
Self-fabric binding on neck, side seamed, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
2XL only available in Black, Grey Marle, Navy and White
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.


